Keeping Up With the Jones
Recently I’ve been begun to detect alot of Jones envy from my fiancee. We have several friends that anything but careful when it comes to their spending. They always like to show off their newest toy. So my fiancee happened to be playing around with their Ipod and decided she had to have one.
I’ll admit in retrospect my approach to persuading her away from this purchase was wrong. I insisted her existing off brand mp3 player was just fine rather than help her investigate alternatives. There are currently many Ipod alternatives available from Sandisk, Creative, Microsoft, etc. many of which are praised for their innovative functionality. The Ipod by comparison is starting to become pretty long in the tooth. It’s been around along time by technology standards, nonetheless it is the Tiffany of high tech. So off she went to Circuit City and with the saleman’s help came home, not with the Nano she had been talking up, but with an 80GB Ipod Classic. So she’s using about 1.5G of a device with all the weight and durability disadvantages of spinning media. When I asked her what she planned to do with 80GB, she wasn’t quite sure… “Movies maybe?” I asked her, “What movies?” She really had no idea. Video codecs and conversion are really beyond her computer ability level.
Another time visiting friends they were showing off their fancy wine refrigerator. That became her new Jones item.
Her: “I want a wine fridge.”
Me: “What are you going do with that?”
Her: “Put my wine in it.”
Me “Putting a few $6 bottles of wine in a fridge is worth $200 + whatever it costs to run?”
As it turns out, running it for 2 weeks costs more than a bottle of wine. The thermo-electric coolers used in these Chinese made wine fridges are small and light but horribly inefficient. Most seem to use around 70Watts 24/7. That comes to about $105 a year with Massachusetts electric rates. I don’t think she was fully aware of the operating cost of such a device and has pretty much dropped the idea.
Now it’s back to the Ipod, this time for the accessories. Having an Ipod is not enough, you’ve got to show it off. Just like nobody keeps Tiffany’s jewelery in their pocket, your Ipod must be on display. “I want to be able to listen to my Ipod around the house without headphones, I want an Ipod speaker system.” Ugh… one of those crappy plastic things with 1 inch speakers that makes your Ipod sound about as good as a cell phone ringtone. I pull out a 3.5mm to RCA cable from my pile and explain that she can hook it up to the stereo and it will sound awesome. “No, that won’t work, I want it to charge it too.” So off to Ebay I go to find a piece of plastic that can both charge and provide audio out, and most likely hold the Ipod up in display position to show off to the friends… $12 later, I’ve got a device that does both but also adds a remote. It’s still in shipping but I don’t have any worries. It will make her happy and sound great.


